The Bachelor Australia

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Alright it is time for me to admit. I have been sucked in and am now every week tuning in to see what happens! Tim is a very nice looking Chiro (When is he moving here!) and of the now 4 girls that are left I do believe that half of them are CRAZY. That doesn’t include the few crazies that have already been booted out. I mean there was a crazy cat lady. So from the stories I have read Tim is apparently THE HOTTEST BACHELOR EVER. He is even better than all the American ones. We breed are Aussie men well here! The biggest highlight though of this show is the Mamamia recaps! These things are HILARIOUS. I love Thursdays and always stalk my facebook to read them as soon as they come up. Here are some gems that I love from it.

Rochelle gets the one-on-one. Ali is devastated and completely unable to hide it, although she does manage to get her emotions in check before the sea rises up in fury behind her. (She may or may not have been training a giant death squid with vials of her competitors’ blood.)

And we’re back! Episode two opens with Tim doing some contemplative paddle boarding because love is hard and muscles look nice.

Tim then talks about her lips for 25 minutes, while staring at them like he’s that murderer from The Silence of Lambs and wants to put her in a hole while he softens them up a bit more.

Penny is explaining to another one of the girls how she’s going to win through sheer force of will. Who needs love when you’re willing to work hard? She goes through her checklist: “Did I step up at the group date? Did I show him I’m appreciative of being in Broome? Did I leave the right amount of my eyelashes on his pillow so he may accidentally swallow one while sleeping?”

You can check out all the recaps here! I honestly at this point think Ali will win although the other 3 are quite good front runners. It will be interesting to watch the next few eps and see who it is who wins Tims heart!

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